1.
I think I could fall asleep in this savasana
pose (or whatever you call it)
2.
Hey this isn’t so bad
3.
That lesbian looking guy in the front breathes
loud
4.
I don’t look too bad when I sweat. Kinda sexy.
5.
How the fuck am I supposed to be able to twist
my arms like that?
6.
Yo yogis suck at squats
7.
Waaaaaterrr
8.
This instructor should not have taught
yoga. She’d be better fit to be an SS
officer.
9.
Oh my God I am going to die.
10. We’re
lying down now, I can do this.
11. I
can’t do this.
12. I
can’t feel my pulse.
13. I
may or may not be dead.